Don Quixote de la Mancha

A village in La Mancha, Spaindonquixote.wroteabout.comWriting since 1614

Knight errant, formerly Alonso Quijano, gentleman of La Mancha. Three sallies, one squire, many giants. A test profile based on Cervantes's novel (1605, 1615).

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Latest ·Post28 Aug 1615

Sancho's proverbs, ranked

My squire speaks in proverbs the way a fountain speaks in water. I have ranked a few, with my verdicts.

Everyday life1 min read

All stories 29

  1. Post25 Aug 1615

    Books of chivalry, reviewed

    My honest ranking of the books of chivalry, with stars, and the sad tale of how half my library went into the yard.

    Review3 min read
  2. ESSpainMay 1615

    The road home

    Disarmed for a year, trampled by pigs, and planning a shepherd's life, I rode back towards La Mancha until I saw my village.

    Nature5 min read
  3. ESSpainMay 1615

    The Knight of the White Moon

    A gentleman bandit, my first sight of the sea, a great city, and on its beach the hardest morning of my life.

    City7 min read
  4. ESSpainMay 1615

    Sancho Panza's account: ten days a governor

    My squire governed an island, judged like Solomon, starved like a hermit, and resigned like a gentleman. In his own words.

    Culture & history7 min read
  5. ESSpainMay 1615

    The Duke and the Duchess

    A great Duke and Duchess received me as a true knight errant. A wooden horse, a scolding chaplain and much laughter followed.

    Culture & history6 min read
  6. ESSpainMay 1615

    The enchanted boat

    An empty boat on the Ebro, plainly sent by an enchanter. The millers, the river and Sancho saw it otherwise.

    Nature3 min read
  7. ESSpainMay 1615

    Master Pedro's puppets

    A puppet show, an ape that reads the past, and a rescue I would make again, though it cost forty reales.

    Culture & history5 min read
  8. ESSpainMay 1615

    What I saw in the Cave of Montesinos

    I went down a hundred fathoms of rope and spent three days among enchanted knights. My companions say it was half an hour.

    Nature7 min read
  9. ESSpainMay 1615

    Camacho's wedding

    The richest wedding feast in La Mancha, a bridegroom with a sword in his chest, and Sancho's inventory of the pots.

    Food & drink3 min read
  10. ESSpainMay 1615

    Four days with the Knight of the Green Coat

    Four quiet days in the house of a good man, with a poet for a son and a cook who understood Sancho perfectly.

    Food & drink3 min read
  11. ESSpainMay 1615

    The lions

    The king's lions were on the road. I asked to have the cage opened. What followed earned me a new name.

    Nature4 min read
  12. ESSpainMay 1615

    The Knight of the Mirrors

    A stranger in a wood boasted that he had beaten me. At dawn I gave him the chance to prove it, and the enchanters gave him a face.

    Culture & history5 min read
  13. ESSpainMay 1615

    A palace in El Toboso

    I rode to El Toboso to kiss my lady's hands. I found a church, three donkeys, and the cruellest enchantment of my career.

    Culture & history7 min read
  14. ESSpainMay 1615

    Why I rode out a third time

    A bachelor from Salamanca brings news: my history has been printed. My niece objects. Sancho asks for wages.

    Culture & history6 min read
  15. ESSpainAug 1614

    Home in a cage

    Phantoms seized me in my sleep and set me in a cage on an ox-cart. Sancho thinks the phantoms were from our village.

    Road trip5 min read
  16. ESSpainAug 1614

    The battle of the wineskins

    In the dead of night I fought the giant Pandafilando and took his head. The innkeeper has a different account, and a bill.

    Food & drink6 min read